I hate when my kindness is immediately mistaken with flirting.

Robin Gibb Dead -- Bee Gees Co-Founder Dies at 62 bit.ly/KIc9jC #Breaking

Miss @mileycyrus, leaving little to our imagination with her head-turning white carpet ensemble. #WOW #BBMA @mtye lockerz.com/s/210591163

Didn't make the football team. Apparently 'blind side' doesn't mean what I thought it did.

Kids are ridiculous these days, when we were young, we took spelling tests, not pregnancy tests.